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One Bed, Two Moods.

We have prioritised discretion, luxury and functionality.

Designed so wondering eyes will never see whats hidden beneath the surface.

DISCOVER THE DARK SIDE

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Handcrafted, solid wood bed frames

At Alter Ego Beds, we create handcrafted, solid wood bed frames designed to elevate both space and experience. Each piece is built with precision, intended for those who appreciate thoughtful design, lasting quality, and private expression. Subtle dual-purpose features are integrated with care. Always to be used safely, consensually, and with trust. This is functional luxury for those who live and love, with intention.

Premium & Versatile

Luxury solid wood bed frame handcrafted for comfort, durability, and modern interiors. Designed with discreet dual-use features ideal for alternative lifestyles, adventurous couples, or private play. Premium finish, versatile function, built for those who live differently.

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About Us

We don’t believe in gimmicks, shortcuts, or mass production. Every bed is made to order in our European workshop and placed into the next available production slot the moment your order is confirmed. Production takes 2–4 weeks, depending on size and finish.

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The Everyday Bed With A Dark Side

  • Craftsmanship & Quality

    Superior quality. Handcrafted, solid wood, and durable.

  • Dual-Purpose & Intention

    An elegant nod to functionality & intimacy, without being explicit.

  • Safety, Consent, & Trust

    We don’t believe in gimmicks, shortcuts, or mass production.

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